*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
Client: I need you to remove those pixels from the page headline.
Me: What pixels?
Client: The two grey pixels between the “E” and the “T” in the title headline. I can’t understand why you put them there in the first place.
Me: The headline is the company logo on a white background. I can’t see any grey pixels there.
Client: Oh, they disappeared!
Me: Sounds very, very strange… Did you do anything to make them go away?
Client: No, not really. I just moved the browser window. Wait! They’re on my desktop now! How on earth did that happen??
I told the client to dust-wipe his screen. Problem solved.
A DNA strand breaking into a universe - I love my clients!!
designed and tattooed by ME
Leah Williams, Denver, CO
Corina just said to me “I think at some point I was on the Titanic.” My friends are fucking weird.
- touchin my butt
- touchin ur butt
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
Video Game History Through Controllers
by Javier Laspiur
Water Tricks That’ll Melt Your Mind - Video
Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"