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Creepers gon' creep.

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill





deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*


totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

clientsfromhell:

Client: I need you to remove those pixels from the page headline.

Me: What pixels?

Client: The two grey pixels between the “E” and the “T” in the title headline. I can’t understand why you put them there in the first place.

Me: The headline is the company logo on a white background. I can’t see any grey pixels there.

Client: Oh, they disappeared!

Me: Sounds very, very strange… Did you do anything to make them go away?

Client: No, not really. I just moved the browser window. Wait! They’re on my desktop now! How on earth did that happen??

I told the client to dust-wipe his screen. Problem solved.




fuckyeahtattoos:

A DNA strand breaking into a universe - I love my clients!!

designed and tattooed by ME

Leah Williams, Denver, CO

Instagram: @wench_tattoos

runningmandz:

Corina just said to me “I think at some point I was on the Titanic.” My friends are fucking weird.



rocknrollercoaster:

turns ons:

  • touchin my butt
  • touchin ur butt

turn offs:

  • no butt touchin




awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker


theomeganerd:

Video Game History Through Controllers

by Javier Laspiur


pinkelephantsonparadeee:

sizvideos:

Water Tricks That’ll Melt Your Mind - Video

Witchcraft


theamazingspidermoo:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones


todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity


rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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